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IzPerplexing
Penname: IzPerplexing [Contact] Real name: Izzy
Member Since: August 14, 2010
Membership status: Administrator
Bio:



I apologize to everyone for pulling my stories, but I need a break. A long one. My RL is a mess and I have things I need to be focusing on before I can get back into writing.



Thank you to everyone who has been so good to me. Those of you who encouraged me and gave me the inspiration to move forward through it all, but I need to take a step back right now. My life does not revolve around Twilight FanFiction, and I need to prioritize my life for the more important things.



I hope to be back soon, but I can't in good conscience leave up my stories when I can't write on them right now. It's not fair to you to have to wait, and it's not fair to me to feel guilty about it. I am very sorry, but I hope you'll understand.



Much love to everyone,



Izzy



Proud Pottermore Slytherin


Hi, I'm Izzy. I'm, quite obviously, a fan fiction writer and addict. I love all things Twilight fan fiction. I'm a Team Vamp girl all the way. Although Jasper/Bella is my favorite pairing, I also love a good Darkward or Darkisle, too. I'm a wee bit insane and I have no verbal filter. I believe in freedom of speech and think that author's should be allowed to post what they want without fear of having their stories pulled. 


I also believe to each their own, which is why you will never see me pull a story from this site just because it's taboo or nutty. The exception being child pornography. I will not put up with a story that tries to paint this subject in a positive light. If it's telling a back story of why some is extremely fucked up, I will allow it but if a story is posted to make it look like a child being molested is a good thing, I'll yank the story and the author off the site immediately! 


Other than that, I'm good with just about anything. I don't like slash, although femslash now and again is fine. I also don't like Team Wolf stories. These are just my personal preferences. 


You will never see me read a story where Jasper gets his heartbroken because Bella left/chose Edward over him. Jasper is my homeboy and, therefore, he will see no disrespect in my eyes. 


That being said, I am NOT an Edward hater. Yeah, I wasn't a fan of his in the actual series, but in Fan Fiction, especially when he's not an emo asshole, I can totally respect his hotness. 


I love to dabble with photoshop. I'm not a graphics designer, nor am I the best at creating banners, blinkies, etc, but I love to do it when I have the time. You can find the link to the graphics I've done for my stories, and some other, below. Feel free to take a look and read the awesome stories there. 


I know I'm a slow updater, and for that, I apologize (to an extent). I am a very busy person. A mother of two and I have a very needy husband who believes my soul purpose in life is making him laugh. I hold that purpose with a very high regard, as he is my very best friend in the entire world. I also own/run this site, along with Darkest Temptations; a blog that features the darker side of Twilight FanFiction. So please be patient with me. I will get updates out when I can, and I really appreciate all the wonderful readers and writers who read my crazy stuff. You mean the world to me, and your understanding that I have a real life is very important to me.


A few random facts about me:


I like brownies and Reeses Pieces. ER is the only TV show I've ever gave a damn about and I've seen every episode at least three times. Music is a big inspiration for me, and I often revert to it to help me when I'm writing. I love the cold and the rain. I'm addicted to coding and graphics, although, I'm not very good at either. I love good friends who put up with my craziness no matter how out in left field it is.  I hate liars and those little fuzzy balls that get on your clothes after you've washed them a million times.  I'm a cheeseburger short of a happy meal, but I come with an awesome toy, so who cares.  If you want to know more about me, just ask. I'm a nice girl.


Thanks for stopping by my page. 


Izzy



Beta-reader: No
Gender: female
Birthday : Month/Day: 02/01
Live Journal User Name: http://izperplexing.livejournal.com
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Rated: MA [Reviews - 5]
Summary:

9 years ago, Jacob watched Bella marry another man and they both went their own ways. When they find each other again, it's like no time has passed, but their love is as strong as ever.


Categories: AU- All human Characters: Bella, Jacob
Genres : Family , Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Pairings: Jacob/Bella
Slash Pairings : None
Team: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: None Series: None
Chapters: 3 Completed: No Word count: 14851
Published: September 27, 2010 Updated: September 27, 2010
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Reviewer: JaspersIzzy Signed
Date: September 28, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I love how you ended it with "End." lol Now get to writing me some Jasper/Bella. Pretteh Pwease? 

 
 
Reviewer: JaspersIzzy Signed
Date: October 12, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I wanted to see if I could review a story twice. Just wanted to say, thanks for posting us some wolfy love on the site. 

Love you bunches. 

Iz

 
 
Rated: MA starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 59]
Summary:

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Jasper has been waiting 60 years for Alice's vision of his vampire soul-mate. What happens when she knocks on the Cullen door escorted by the Volturi Guard. Vamp Story /AU


Categories: AU Characters: Bella, Jasper
Genres : Angst, Romance
Pairings: Jasper/Bella
Slash Pairings : None
Team: Team Vamp
Warnings: None
Challenges: None Series: None
Chapters: 16 Completed: No Word count: 53348
Published: October 01, 2010 Updated: January 03, 2012
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Reviewer: JaspersIzzy Signed
Date: October 02, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Wow, this is interesting. I bet Bella gets her ass bitten in Italy. lol 

Can't wait to see where Jasper comes in on this. 

Nice work. 

Izzy



Author's Response:

You'll meet Jasper next. Thanks for reading.

 
 
Rated: M starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 38]
Summary:

Welcome to Forks. It may be a quiet town, but drama is hiding around every corner. Jasper and Bella thought they were living a dream until strange gifts and letters began appearing. Who they were from and what they meant was a mystery, one that was far more complicated than the lovers could ever imagine. The lovers, however, aren't the only ones in town with trouble on their hands.  To Have and To Hold is a Twilight soap opera. Enjoy!

 

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Categories: AU- All human Characters: Bella, Carlisle, Charlie, Charlotte, Edward, Emmett, Esme, James, Jasper, Peter, Renee, Rosalie
Genres : Drama
Pairings: Jasper/Bella
Slash Pairings : None
Team: Team Vamp
Warnings: None
Challenges: None Series: None
Chapters: 8 Completed: No Word count: 27052
Published: October 02, 2010 Updated: October 20, 2010
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Reviewer: JaspersIzzy Signed
Date: October 27, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

This was very interesting. Is this going to stay a J/B story? I'm not sure at this point if I could stomach it if it wasn't. How bad of me is that? lol

It's creepy feel with Edward stalking her is really good though. I'm enjoying this so far. I love Jasper already. 

 
 
Reviewer: JaspersIzzy Signed
Date: October 27, 2010 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2

Holy shit, woman! You are all kinds of evil. Bwhahahahaaha. What a great story so far. I'm loving this whole mystery and intrigue behind it. Then BAM! with Renee and Carlisle. What! An! Asshole! OMG, how the fuck did you even bring yourself to write him in such a way. <looks suspicious> You're going to redeem him somehow aren't you? 

Oh, I hope he did not kill Jasper. I'll never forgive you. <shakes head sadly> 

Off to the next chapter. 

Very good so far you sneaky shedevil. 

Muah!

Iz

 
 
Reviewer: JaspersIzzy Signed
Date: October 27, 2010 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3

I'm confused. Why was the memory of him using a pick so upsetting and what was the deal with him? Why did she gasp when she took his shirt off? He didn't seem happy that she is getting her memories back either. 

Is it even Jasper? Did Edward kill him and is now made himself look like Jasper? Is she dreaming all of this? 

Very intriguing. Lots of questions. Still not sure how I feel about this Jasper though. Something is wrong and I'm nervous. 

Loved the chapter though. 

Iz

 
 
Reviewer: JaspersIzzy Signed
Date: October 27, 2010 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4

Damn sneaky woman. Wow, that was a shock. James is a sick bastard. I hate, hate, hate, soap operas with a die hard passion, but this is good. 

You're doing great here, sis. I am super hooked. 

Iz

 
 
Reviewer: JaspersIzzy Signed
Date: October 27, 2010 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5

YAY!!!! Jasper to the rescue. Oh, no! What the hell is James going to do now? <shivers> Jasper is so smart to have played along. <swoons> Thank goodness he's not dead. 

And Esme? Eveeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiillllllll!!!!! Oh, I want to smack the shit out of her. Like...hard. What a bitch. I mean, I know that Renee was sleeping with her husband, but damn woman. 

Renee shouldn't have taken up for Carlisle. What a bastard! 

Still wondering where Edward comes in with all of this. I still think something else is going down with him. 

Loved this chapter. So cliche'. lol Great though. 

Iz

 
 
Reviewer: JaspersIzzy Signed
Date: October 27, 2010 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6

I have no words to tell you how much I loathe this Edward. I mean downright out motherfucking despise his ass. Let me at em'. Write Izzy in here somewhere stabbing him in the chest and showing him how small his dick is when she cuts it off and feeds it to the dogs. <evil laughter>

Esme is a bitch. <Izzy makers her watch her little boy, lose his little peen, while showing him secret video tapes of Carlisle screaming Renee's name as she...> ahem, well you get the point. 

Anywho, poor Jasper and Bella. <huggles them> I hope they find their happiness. Love that Peter and Charlotte are the parents. I forgot to mention that earlier. 

Well done, sis. You're doing great. Got my attention. 

Iz

 
 
Reviewer: JaspersIzzy Signed
Date: October 27, 2010 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 7

This was an intense chapter. I think Carlisle has deeper feelings for Renee than he's letting on. Hmm, or maybe he's just a horny fucker. <snort> 

I think James jumped. He wasn't going to kill himself. He has something up his sleeve. <sneaky fucker>

Oh, Esme is going to plan her revenge. Something devious I'm sure. <evil...bitch, lol> We had enough fuckers in this review. 

I hope Jasper is alright. <sighs dreamily> 

Great chapter. 

Iz

 
 
Reviewer: JaspersIzzy Signed
Date: October 27, 2010 Title: Chapter 8: Chapter 8

I was wondering just who the fuck this girl was. Hmm, wonder how she'll play in the fucked up equation? Will she consort with James at all? Questions, questions. 

I still think you're evil, but I still love ya. Update soon please. 

Love ya

Iz

 
 
Rated: M starstarstarstarhalf star [Reviews - 6]
Summary:

AU; Bella's near-death cliff diving experience wakes her up from her months of pathetic wallowing, and she realizes its time to get over it. When she gets home to find Alice, she discovers her anger at the Cullen's betrayal. Now it's time for revenge. This is New Moon's ending as if might have been.

 

 

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Categories: New Moon, AU Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jacob, Jasper
Genres : Parody/Crack Fic
Pairings: None
Slash Pairings : None
Team: Team Vamp
Warnings: None
Challenges: None Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 9230
Published: October 02, 2010 Updated: October 02, 2010
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Reviewer: JaspersIzzy Signed
Date: October 04, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Is it bad of me to LMAO at the fact Bella fell in? I think I about PMSL. 

Great OS sis. You rocked this shit. 

Izzy



Author's Response:

No, please do laugh. It was the ultimate irony, and just such a Bella thing to do, I couldn't resist! Love ya sis!

 
 
Rated: MA starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 134]
Summary:


 


I think am happy; I have a perfect boyfriend and a perfect best friend and maybe even the chance of forever. Problem is, I didn't realise I was viewing life through a blindfold until it was roughly ripped off.


Categories: New Moon, AU Characters: Bella
Genres : Angst, Horror, Humor, Hurt/Comfort
Pairings: Jasper/Bella
Slash Pairings : None
Team: Team Vamp
Warnings: None
Challenges: None Series: None
Chapters: 25 Completed: No Word count: 158050
Published: October 03, 2010 Updated: November 27, 2010
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Reviewer: JaspersIzzy Signed
Date: October 10, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

holy shit, that was awesome. why haven't i read this yet. excuse the horrible grammar in this review. my phone sucks right now for some reason. loved the chapter bb. 



Author's Response:

LOL.  Glad you liked it, bb!!!

 
 
Reviewer: JaspersIzzy Signed
Date: November 04, 2010 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2

Oh wow. Great chapter. Carlisle being royalty is a shock. lol Love it so far.



Author's Response:

Hey, Honey!  Glad you're enjoying it!!  LOL

 
 
Reviewer: JaspersIzzy Signed
Date: November 04, 2010 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3

I'm in love with your Jasper. He hays this quiet way about him that I adore. Im so curious as to what is going on. How did Edward steal Bella from him is top of my list. Loving it so far.

Izzy



Author's Response:

LOL, so chuffed that you like my Jasper! And all questions will be answered, lol.

 
 
Reviewer: JaspersIzzy Signed
Date: November 04, 2010 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4

How awful is that to have Carlisle all up in there. That had to be horrible for her. I'm on pins wanting to know what happens. 

 
 
Reviewer: JaspersIzzy Signed
Date: November 04, 2010 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5

OMG! You quoted Heman... I am so in love with you right now. lol Wow that was crazy. I kept wondering if Jane had switched sides but then it all made sense. I love what you did here. Great chapter. 

Izzy

 
 
Rated: MA starstarstarstarhalf star [Reviews - 14]
Summary:

 

Nothing is as it seems in the Cullen household. Jasper knows what he wants and will do anything to get it. Winner of the Death By Darksper contest.

 


Categories: Twilight, AU Characters: Bella
Genres : Horror, Humor
Pairings: Jasper/Bella
Slash Pairings : None
Team: Team Vamp
Warnings: None
Challenges: None Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 10632
Published: October 03, 2010 Updated: October 03, 2010
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Reviewer: JaspersIzzy Signed
Date: October 04, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I loved this story from the first time I read it. It was just as good the second time. Thanks for posting it here. Love ya,

Izzy



Author's Response:

Thanks honey...and i love the site!  Very awesome!!!

 
 
Rated: MA starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 30]
Summary:

To most, Bella Swan is the image of the quintessential businesswoman. But buried deep behind a thick skin and designer clothes, she hides secrets both inside and outside the office. Until she loses a promotion, and gets a new boss.

Judges pick for the Darkella's Darkest Temptation Contest.

 

Beaucoup thanks to FrozenSoldier for this amazing banner.

 

The gorgeous winner banner designed by even gorgeouser TwiCarol. 

 

 

OSaS was rec'd over on the WordyBitches blog.  Thanks so much to HammerHips and the lovely ladies over there!

 


Categories: AU- All human Characters: Bella, Edward, Emmett, Jasper, Rosalie
Genres : Angst, Crime , Mystery, Romance, Suspense
Pairings: Edward/Bella , Jasper/Bella
Slash Pairings : Bella/Rosalie
Team: Team Human
Warnings: None
Challenges: None Series: None
Chapters: 12 Completed: No Word count: 79582
Published: October 06, 2010 Updated: January 09, 2012
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Reviewer: JaspersIzzy Signed
Date: June 10, 2011 Title: Chapter 8: Chapter 8

I thought it was an amazing chapter, sweets. I know you already know I thought that, but thought I'd give you some love anyway. I can't wait for your Read Along. I'll let you know how it goes. Love ya. (humps)

Izzy

 
 
Reviewer: JaspersIzzy Signed
Date: July 29, 2011 Title: Chapter 10: Chapter 10

Ooo, Alice (bounces like a pogo stick immitation) lol you are so evil. I feel it coming. And the buttsecks was... unf. Yeah, bb. You rocked this chapter. Sorry it took so long for my slow arse to read and review. I'm total fail, but this chapter kicked ass! JS. 

Love you bunches. 

Iz

 
 
Rated: MA starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 54]
Summary:

Bella finds herself ripped from her everyday life and specially selected and sold to Jasper Whitlock. Will she give in to him and his dark world in every way imaginable? Or will she resist and try to get back to her own? A/H Dark/Dominant/OOC

banner by Jasper's Izzy!

 

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Categories: AU- All human Characters: Jasper
Genres : None
Pairings: Jasper/Bella
Slash Pairings : None
Team: Team Human
Warnings: None
Challenges: None Series: None
Chapters: 10 Completed: No Word count: 57974
Published: October 16, 2010 Updated: April 25, 2011
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Reviewer: JaspersIzzy Signed
Date: November 28, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: The Road Not Taken

YESSSSSS!!!!!! Finally got you girls up over here. I'm stealing you immediately and not giving you back. Or this story. BWhahahahahaha. 

Oh, I love this fic. (swoons) Thank you so so so so so so so so so very very much for putting this up here. I can't tell you how grateful I am for it. 

I can't wait to read more. Shit I might just reread it over here. This story has my full fucking attention. 

I totally pimped you guys out on the Muse podcast I did a few weeks ago. I also have added this story as a featured story here on the site. Just look on your sidebar and see featured stories. It'll stay up for a few weeks. 

Thanks again for posting ladies. I flove you for it and can't wait for an update. (kisses)

Izzy

 
 
Rated: MA [Reviews - 5]
Summary:

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One night is all it takes to fall in love. Edward finds his true love on the most unexpected way. Could jealousy and obsession separate them?


Categories: AU- All human, One Shots Characters: Bella, Edward
Genres : Angst, Crime , Drama , General
Pairings: Edward/Bella
Slash Pairings : None
Team: Team Human
Warnings: None
Challenges: None Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 3952
Published: October 19, 2010 Updated: October 19, 2010
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Reviewer: JaspersIzzy Signed
Date: November 17, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Hurry Up!

Wow girl. That was really good. I loved how Edward protected her. Great job.

Izzy



Author's Response:

*blushes* Awwwwwwwwwwww thank you soooooooooo much!!!!! :) Honestly Izzy!!! :) I'm glad you liked it!!!!! *hugs*

 
 
Rated: MA starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 93]
Summary:

When Edward begins abusing his girlfriend Bella Swan, both physically and emotionally, how far will his brother Jasper go to save her?

Rated MA for graphic adult content, including violence, sexual abuse, and language.

Please note that I do NOT condone domestic violence, rape or abuse of any kind.  It is an integral part of the story. Please read at your own risk. 18+ ONLY!

 


Categories: AU- All human Characters: Bella, Edward, Jasper
Genres : Angst, Drama , Hurt/Comfort
Pairings: Edward/Bella , Jasper/Bella
Slash Pairings : None
Team: None
Warnings: Rape, Violence
Challenges: None Series: Jasper's Naughty Girls Recs...
Chapters: 14 Completed: No Word count: 25520
Published: November 01, 2010 Updated: March 18, 2011
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Reviewer: JaspersIzzy Signed
Date: January 29, 2011 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 2

My heart hurts for Bella. Poor girl. Edward needs his dick cut off too. This is great so far. I will say when I res "a minute later he moaned and  released into me", I cracked up. Nice jab on dickward. 



Author's Response:

Thanks for the review.  That is an amusing line, now that I think about it.  lol.  Thanks for reading. I hope you're enjoying it so far.

 
 
Reviewer: JaspersIzzy Signed
Date: January 29, 2011 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 4

Yay for Jasper. Edward seriously needs is sick cut off. I love Darkward though. Great job so far.



Author's Response:

Haha, I agree.  Darkward is not a nice person, especially in later chapters.  Thanks for the review.  :)

 
 
Reviewer: JaspersIzzy Signed
Date: January 30, 2011 Title: Chapter 12: Chapter 11

I can't wait until Jasper shows up. Poor Bella. I know our hot cowboy will make it all better.Update soon.



Author's Response:

I have plans for Jasper and what he's going to do.  But the next few chapters will only be in flashbacks because I need to catch up on some things, so Jasper is going to have to wait.  :)  I'll be updating as soon as I can.